{"product_id":"back-pain-t-shirt","title":"Back Pain","description":"\u003cp\u003eBack Pain graphic T-shirt with cracked plastisol chest artwork and a distressed wash. Made in the USA from 100% US-grown cotton. Shop HydeForce.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArt: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/realbbluke\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eLuke Valentine\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/chrislynch\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eChris Lynch\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr class=\"rule\" style=\"border: 0; border-top: 1px solid #b0b0b0; margin: 0.9em 0;\"\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-left: 2em;\"\u003e\"I was wondering what would break first, your spirit, or your body\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-left: 4em;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e-Bane\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou are in pain.. it's fixable but not by you... not with that brain and those habits and that body... it's gonna stay like this and that's just what it is. Welcome to the \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eBack Pain Community\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e... we are 1.5 billion strong and none of us can pick you up if you fall.. Membership is automatic and dues are due every day...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCracked plastisol across the chest and multiple-wash distress process ensures the shirt has been through more than your L5 and youll never again have to explain to people why youre getting out of the car like a man escaping a submarine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour too stupid not to be in pain, \u003cem\u003ebut are you stupid enough to buy the shirt?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCATEGORY:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orthopedic Leisurewear\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e100% medical cotton made in USA by steroidal homo repists\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr class=\"rule\" style=\"border: 0; border-top: 1px solid #b0b0b0; margin: 0.9em 0;\"\u003e\u003cp class=\"fine-print\" style=\"font-size: 0.875em;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePre-order. Ships on or before November 15. Card charged at time of order. Ship to an address that will still be yours in November.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fine-print\" style=\"font-size: 0.875em;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll tees are made in USA from 100% US-grown cotton. Measure your favorite shirt, neck-to-hem and pit-to-pit, and use the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.hyde-force.com\/sizing\"\u003eSIZING\u003c\/a\u003e page to pick your size.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MDE.tv","offers":[{"title":"Medium","offer_id":58318297989507,"sku":"HF-BACK-PAIN-T-SHIRT-M","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":58318298022275,"sku":"HF-BACK-PAIN-T-SHIRT-L","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":58318298055043,"sku":"HF-BACK-PAIN-T-SHIRT-XL","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":58318298087811,"sku":"HF-BACK-PAIN-T-SHIRT-2XL","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":58318298120579,"sku":"HF-BACK-PAIN-T-SHIRT-3XL","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/3895\/0531\/files\/back-pain-t-shirt-01-1200.png?v=1789439128","url":"https:\/\/mde-tv.myshopify.com\/products\/back-pain-t-shirt","provider":"MDE.tv","version":"1.0","type":"link"}