{"product_id":"taxpayer-t-shirt","title":"Taxpayer - Black","description":"\u003cp\u003eTaxpayer graphic T-shirt in Black, with multicolor artwork and an enzyme\/peroxide wash. Made in the USA from 100% US-grown cotton. Shop HydeForce.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArt: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/snl\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e@snl\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/chrislynch\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eChris Lynch\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr class=\"rule\" style=\"border: 0; border-top: 1px solid #b0b0b0; margin: 0.9em 0;\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCongratulations,\u003c\/strong\u003e you have been \u003cem\u003eselected!\u003c\/em\u003e Don't worry what for, just selected. This shirt is your \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003ereward!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-left: 2em;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What do I get for having been selected?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Well let's say you get to help. We need lots of help, the whole world needs a lot of help. \u003cem\u003eYou get to help.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Help with what?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lotta mouths to feed. Lotta youngins to educate. Lotta healthcare to provide. \u003cem\u003eYOU\u003c\/em\u003e can help build a school! \u003cem\u003eYOU\u003c\/em\u003e can heal the sick! And other stuff!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What kind of other stuff?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e [No reply]\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Can I opt out?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Of the shirt, yes. Of the other thing, no.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMultiple color process, main text printed with \"funny ink\", enzyme\/peroxide washed, completely toxic chemical... we nicknamed this one the \"Nut Nuker\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCOLOR:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr class=\"rule\" style=\"border: 0; border-top: 1px solid #b0b0b0; margin: 0.9em 0;\"\u003e\u003cp class=\"fine-print\" style=\"font-size: 0.875em;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePre-order. Ships on or before November 15. Card charged at time of order. Ship to an address that will still be yours in November.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"fine-print\" style=\"font-size: 0.875em;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll tees are made in USA from 100% US-grown cotton. Measure your favorite shirt, neck-to-hem and pit-to-pit, and use the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.hyde-force.com\/sizing\"\u003eSIZING\u003c\/a\u003e page to pick your size.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MDE.tv","offers":[{"title":"Medium","offer_id":58318299627907,"sku":"HF-TAXPAYER-T-SHIRT-M","price":88.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":58318299660675,"sku":"HF-TAXPAYER-T-SHIRT-L","price":88.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":58318299693443,"sku":"HF-TAXPAYER-T-SHIRT-XL","price":88.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":58318299726211,"sku":"HF-TAXPAYER-T-SHIRT-2XL","price":88.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":58318299758979,"sku":"HF-TAXPAYER-T-SHIRT-3XL","price":88.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/3895\/0531\/files\/taxpayer-t-shirt-01-1200.png?v=1789439153","url":"https:\/\/mde-tv.myshopify.com\/products\/taxpayer-t-shirt","provider":"MDE.tv","version":"1.0","type":"link"}