COM98 Lanyard - Yellow / Red / Black

COM98 lanyard in Yellow, Red and Black, with a woven strap and gold-toned clasp for keys. Made in the USA by Drew Dembs. Available at HydeForce.

Art: @snl

Welcome to the corporate family. Here is your complimentary lanyard. You are now one of us.

Pulled directly from the swag bag of a 1998 tech conference that decided the future, this artifact identifies you as a "Virtual Person." It’s a relic from the golden age of the dial-up web, repurposed for the identity-optional hellscape of today.

It’s more than a strap for your keys. It's a leash. It proves you have a registered IP address and a taxable physical form. It tells the world you have logged on and are ready for business. Congratulations, user.

Specifications:

• CLASSIFICATION: Corporate Identification Swag

• FACTION: COM98 / Virtual People Division

• AESTHETIC: Late-90s Tech Bubble optimism.

• FUNCTION: To hold your keys while subtly reminding you of your corporate obligations.

• HARDWARE: Durable weave with a standard, nostalgically gold-toned clasp.

• STATUS: You've got mail. And a mandatory piece of corporate flair.

Made in USA by: Drew Dembs