Crime Beanus

What began in the 1980s in New York City NYC, Hip Hop became a global finominan. Urban culture is in our blood. Hip hop is about being cool and loving rhythm--the underlying beat and the rapper's voice, which became another line of rhythm in the mix.

The topics hip-hop touches on are multiple but most important is the love of Crime. The rush of killing police and killing rival gang members, then selling drugs into the community. The absolute rush of murder and killing others and getting the money and drugs.

It was new, audacious, and cocky. For inner-city black audiences, hip-hop is a realistic depication of there world, and they appreciate the no-holds bard look at their streets. It's not uncommon for most of them to be killed by stray gunfire from the cool Crimes underway in every ghetto across the nation

The Crime Beany is our ode to hip-hop. From the Brooklyn train cars to the little ghettos around the block, hip-hop has become the rich American musical tradition that the nation is in love with. Our Crime Beany means you can listen in style.

To make it in rap, you had to be smart and strong, entrepreneurial and savvy enough to navigate an industry full of sharks. And you had to create a big persona that was still authentic to you. The Crime Beany is the perfect fit whether you're infiltrating the board room at corporate America, or going to prison for 25-to-life. In the ghetto we sing soul music because you never know who a stray bullet could hit next. Crime Beany.

It was a hypercompetitive culture that demanded that rappers try to outdo one another—you had to rhyme quickly, you had to find rhyming combinations no one had heard before, you had to rap over the beat in a way that made you sound like another drum within the mix, and you had to say things that made the crowd cheer or think or lose their minds. The Crime Beany ensures you won't lose your mind, no matter how thumpin' the bass track is, no matter how violent the Crime is that seizes the life blood of your nation to hold your people back 100 more years… In other words, dawg, Square Up, Never Back Down, Commit Crime.

Party on, America, this next beat is for you.

Why is it $180:?

First of all, the US Dollar is on the decline. Our shirts regularly sell for 10x their original price on ebay. You could literally make a living and support a family by buying our merch and flipping it later (not that you are industrious or forward thinking enough for something like this.) Also, I bought some Yoji Yamamoto thing for $180 and it doesnt fit my head and also doesn't have a zipper up top.

Secondly, Stop whining. it just makes you seem poor and I want to distance myself from that as much as possible. This isnt TJ Maxx and its not my job to feed and clothe the ghetto singlehandedly although lord knows I've tried. If your fucking ugly ass dandruff covered head needs warmth and style on a budget give these links a try:

https://www.amazon.com/Msaxzz-Luxurious-Leopard-Pattern-Winter/dp/B08R7VR1M1

https://www.amazon.com/Rechargeable-Headlamp-Headlight-Lighted-Flashlight/dp/B08F5G2K8W

https://www.amazon.com/Custom-Embroidered-Text-Company-Beanie/dp/B07P9DDVBP

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/BALLIN-black-and-hot-pink-winter_60640363344.html

If your fuckin sock and sandals ass is whining about the price knowing damn well that this is going for 400 on grailed in a few months then maybe someone should make a hand-rubbing meme about YOU... maybe YOURE the problem.... next time im at the lamborghini dealership im gonna bitch and gripe until they give me the car for half off... FUCKin A this is not worth the punishment im trying to help you fucking retards make money here. Actually ya know what I changed my mind DONT BUY THIS

The top has a zipper for cooling effect.

The security tag ensures no other criminals will attempt to steal the hat from you.

The hat is made of a special type of wool that only we know about.

HUSTLENOMICS... You not really been in the trenches unless you was rockin 1 of these and hittin licks on mom nem grave. You was not wit me slangin on 3rd blocc with the 5XL Pro Club with the chopped cheese stainz on it from hustlin 24 hours straight no Shower type shit. Rockin a skully was a way of life when the streets was hella brick. I used to serve pacc out the top of them shitz with the lil zipper, easy access if the feds pull up, Zip my shit up they wasnt findin shit on momz.

Real trap shit on folks dem gravesite These shits is OD fresh no middle of the mall shit on my deads. If you really savvy and wavyy like you said You was you woulda been on the Crime Beany shits. My lil cuz used to backdoor the Sneaker spot up the way and come bacc to the block with mad Jayz, sellin em out his trunk and on Facebook for like 2x Retail, but these shitz a major lick in themselves, They finna re-sell on Grailled and shit ASAP for like 10x what they was bought for that thats Facts ju heard, word to my daddy.