Stupid Bitch

Art: @snl

Let's clear the air and get right to the point.

In an age of endless subtext and coded language, we offer this—a return to uncompromising clarity. This is the ultimate statement piece, a phrase so potent it functions as a cultural wood chipper, instantly mulching any and all pleasantries.

The Y2K-inspired "baby tee" fit is a deliberate, ironic nod to a more innocent time. This is not an innocent shirt. It's a tool, a weapon, and a joke all at once. If you have to ask who it's for, it's probably you.

Specifications:

• FACTION: HYDEFORCE Psychological Operations

• TYPE: High-Impact Typographic Statement

• MESSAGE: You can read.

• FIT: Fitted, close-to-body "Baby Tee" style.

• FEATURES: Asymmetric sleeves for an unbalanced attack.

• ACQUISITION: Make the statement. Enjoy the silence that follows.