Taxpayer - Black

Taxpayer graphic T-shirt in Black, with multicolor artwork and an enzyme/peroxide wash. Made in the USA from 100% US-grown cotton. Shop HydeForce.

Art: @snl, Chris Lynch

Congratulations, you have been selected! Don't worry what for, just selected. This shirt is your reward!

Q: What do I get for having been selected?
A: Well let's say you get to help. We need lots of help, the whole world needs a lot of help. You get to help.
Q: Help with what?
A: Lotta mouths to feed. Lotta youngins to educate. Lotta healthcare to provide. YOU can help build a school! YOU can heal the sick! And other stuff!
Q: What kind of other stuff?
A: [No reply]
Q: Can I opt out?
A: Of the shirt, yes. Of the other thing, no.

Multiple color process, main text printed with "funny ink", enzyme/peroxide washed, completely toxic chemical... we nicknamed this one the "Nut Nuker".

COLOR: Black

Pre-order. Ships on or before November 15. Card charged at time of order. Ship to an address that will still be yours in November.

All tees are made in USA from 100% US-grown cotton. Measure your favorite shirt, neck-to-hem and pit-to-pit, and use the SIZING page to pick your size.