Very Serious Marine Casualty

Very Serious Marine Casualty graphic T-shirt with discharge print and an enzyme/peroxide wash. Made in the USA from 100% US-grown cotton.

Art: @been_shill

Very Serious Marine Casualty is a real classification on US Marine discharge papers. It's the one they gave Chris Beck...

Not plain "Serious"--that's for people who still have the car..

Not "Total Loss" --that's for people who are dead and honestly kind of at peace...

This is the worst one: Very Serious.. hull breached, engine on fire, your gf has a "work husbando" (you dont have a job), discord status: "in the lab", cant afford McDonalds today.. thats you, technically sailing but taking on water. Maybe you can use AI to fix this. "Hey Siri, I can't AFFORD McDonalds. Use this harness graph of 100 Kimi agents swarm to day trade my last eleven dollars—if there isnt $60k in my Robinhood by the end of the day I'll kill you"

VSMC has discharge print with thin white base pumped up bright so the top coat reads from across a parking lot at night... Washed twice in enzymes and peroxide to help you float.

Pre-order. Ships on or before November 15. Card charged at time of order. Ship to an address that will still be yours in November.

All tees are made in USA from 100% US-grown cotton. Measure your favorite shirt, neck-to-hem and pit-to-pit, and use the SIZING page to pick your size.